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The Monkey House
By: Jutia Group   Friday, July 04, 2008 7:14 PM

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A few weeks ago we witnessed a political act of such unimaginable stupidity, it is hard to not choke at the mention of it.

A cursory review of the details is worth a minute of your time. This compliments of The Oil & Gas Journal…

“WASHINGTON, DC, May 20 — The U.S. House passed, by a vote of 324 to 84, a bill that would create a new oil antitrust task force within the Department of Justice. Supporters of HR 6074, which also would give DOJ authority to sue foreign oil cartels for violating U.S. antitrust laws, included 103 Republicans, according to its sponsor Rep. Steve Kagen (D-Wis.).

“‘Until we finally have an energy policy other than drill-and-burn, this bill will begin to set things right for the American people. We cannot drill or grow our way out of this energy crisis. We must begin to think differently in America. That includes loosening the stranglehold other nations have on our economy and exploring new forms of energy,’ he said following the vote.

“The new ‘Petroleum Industry Antitrust Task Force’ would be charged with determining the existence and extent of gasoline price gouging, anticompetitive price discrimination by refiners, actions to inflate prices by constraining supplies, and possible oil price manipulation in futures markets, Kagen said.

“The bill, which would amend the Sherman Antitrust Act, also requests a Government Accountability Office study on the effects on competition of prior oil industry mergers and divestitures, he indicated.

“‘This legislation will address the loopholes and exemptions that oil companies exploit at the great expense of our citizens,’ Kagen said. ‘By passing the Gas Price Relief for Consumers Act, the House agrees that it is time to give US authorities the ability to prosecute the anticompetitive conduct committed by international cartels that restricts supply and drives up prices.’”

Now, unless you were informed upon entering your sixth year of grammar school at the age of 21 that you’d have to stay back another year, you’ll recognize this latest bit of pandering as stupidity so profound as to bring a sane man to his knees.

For one, oil is a global market and the members of OPEC include the world’s largest suppliers to that market. In a world of increasing demand bumping up against flattening global production, these are not the people one wants to alienate — that is, if we want to drive our cars and tractors and heat our houses with something other than broken bits of heirloom furniture.

Threatening to sue them, or worse, actually suing them, is unlikely to bring a warm response. Can you imagine the oil sheiks being made to present themselves in the docket in a U.S. Court? (If Homeland Security would let them through the airports, that is). Oh, what a fine media circus that would be! Frankly, if subpoenaed, I think they’ll just refuse to show.


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7/5/2008 1:19:44 AM
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7/5/2008 11:00:36 AM
WHAT!? by knoyddotcom
First, comparing sex with gas to my kids is the last thing I am going to do. Second, the analysis of this anti-trust bill is spot on. However, considering this, it should be stressed more now than ever that it is time to "Drill and Mine US Oil--Buy and Refine US Oil!" (copyright 2008, kelly and dorthey knight, http://imaknoyd.wordpress.com)
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7/5/2008 1:19:44 AM
gas sex by eliana
How to communicate the gravity of the gas crisis to kids? 23/6 explians, "Tell them about viscosity Your kids might not be aware of what a high-viscosity gasoline can do to a car engine. They might think that gas-sex is gas-sex, regardless of the kind of gas they're having sex for. Tell them that they're worth the highest octane available, and they shouldn't have sex with anyone who wants to pay them with a lower grade of gasoline." read more: http://www.236.com/news/2008/07/02/how_to_talk_to_your_kids_about_1_7502.php
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7/5/2008 11:00:36 AM
WHAT!? by knoyddotcom
First, comparing sex with gas to my kids is the last thing I am going to do. Second, the analysis of this anti-trust bill is spot on. However, considering this, it should be stressed more now than ever that it is time to "Drill and Mine US Oil--Buy and Refine US Oil!" (copyright 2008, kelly and dorthey knight, http://imaknoyd.wordpress.com)
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