Sep. 7--They must think you're stupid.

-- Barack Obama, Aug. 6, on the GOP's new theme of "change"

If there are any Republicans reading this, you might as well stop. Your party leaders have made the guidelines clear.

I am someone who believes Barack Obama would make a better president than would John McCain. Therefore, you've nothing to find here but a waste of your valuable time, enlightened mind and huge, compassionate heart.

I'm just another American deserving only of your mockery and scorn. Why people like me are not rounded up and put on the next boat to Gitmo must seem a mystery.

But then, that's what makes the USA the great, flawless, omniscient place it is, the country that never has to apologize to no one 'bout nothin'. Even traitorous, elitist, bleeding-heart dumb butts like me are allowed to live here and reap the rewards created by the people of the Party That Knows Everything.

Republicans.

All the trappings of my individual life? Of the lives of millions of other elites, naifs, traitors and dumb butts?

Don't make the Republicans laugh.

GOP standard bearers from Rudy Giuliani to Fred Thompson to the self-likened pit bull with lipstick, Sarah Palin, spent most of last week relegating all of us individuals and our details to the garbage dump of American citizenship.